I mean, it sucks so bad I am beginning to get the paranoia that comes about when one suspects one is being used unwittingly in a social psychology experiment.
We have traveled *way* past the realm of merely stupid or out of touch.
We have left Kansas.
We have left Earth. Hell, we have left the laws of physics.
My job is floating in it's own little self referencing universe with laws I don't grok. Somehow I travel to it via a wormhole that exists somewhere on the freeway...
Quantum physicists need to come study it. Really. It is that outrageous. They will discover new particle behaviors that exist nowhere else in the universe. Apparently these rogue particles have profound effects on the human brain.
I want to quit, move to rural Nevada where nobody will bug me, and start a spanking/colonic clinic.
Jeesh.
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